Getting A Rusty Tan
- Excuses
- No Milk Today
- Wallflower's Lament
- Get Out Of My Way
- Better Off
- Borrowed Time
- Dr. George
- I Can't Make Myself Love You
- Don't Lose Your Sleep
- I'm Still Sane
- Big Brother
- Only The Dead Know For Sure
- Mr. Hate
- The Girl Next Door
- Getting A Rusty Tan Under The Scrap Iron Sun
Recycled
- Fuse
- Whipping Boy
- Friday, June 28th
- Sometimes
- Born Losers
- Can't
- Come To Me
- The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
- Put Your Head In The Sand
- Baby Of The Family
- I Even Love The Way You Put Me Down
- Did You Notice
- The Missing Link
- I've Given You Everything
- Can The Circle Be Unbroken?
- Nerves
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Dr. George
Verse 1:
If you've got an ailment,
Broken bones and broken toes,
Please fill out a statement,
Home address and your phone.
Money is no object,
We don't care how much you make,
But it sure would help to find a cure
And help to ease your aches.
Verse 2:
Heaven help his patients.
He heals there wounds in salt.
And you can't get sick on Wednesday
'Cause, Doctor George is playing golf.
Waiting is no problem,
I'll read that magazine once more.
I've been here two hours,
That's not bad for Doctor George.
Bridge:
Waiting is no problem,
I'll read that magazine once more.
That copy of the "Wall Street Journal" from 1984.
I've been here two hours,
So what's a couple more?
Verse 3:
I've been studying Miss Crandall's problem
That she has with her feet.
I'm not quite sure what she's got,
But in the nude she looks real neat.
With all these patients in the waiting room
A doctor's work is never done. It's always,
"Help me this" and "Cure me that,"
"Please make operating much more fun." |
